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Tomliner
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by Tomliner »
A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?'
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
'Buggeroff, ye'll no bring it back!'
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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DaveB
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by DaveB »
Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
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Filonian
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by Filonian »
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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FlyTexas
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by FlyTexas »
Classic!
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nigelb
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by nigelb »
Hard to argue with that!
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Airspeed
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by Airspeed »
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ChrisHunt
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by ChrisHunt »
Probably not but think of the over-dues? Many a librarian would give their eye teeth for a customer like that!
