My new neighbour.
She's single... and lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised
when she walked across the street in the rain and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looked at me, and said, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have sex all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you look after my dog?"
It’s no fun being old!!!
EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
It hit me last week in the local supermarket, the wife and i got to the boot of our car and as i was about to unload the trolly a young couple parked next to us about to drive off when the young lady called out" do you want a hand to put those bags in the boot!"
I said thanks we are fine, after they drove off i said to Val " bloody hell we must look old! Ruined my day
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
EricT
Your right there Eric!
