Beware of the good nurse...

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Filonian
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Beware of the good nurse...

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A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it,he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week."





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Ahh.. warms the old cockles a story like that :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

*-) Nice of her to wish him well. :wall: OUCH!

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well that'd certainly get him up on his toes!

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:lol: :lol:
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Brazilian..... Football ?

rgds dave f.

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