When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.
A farmer drove to a neighbour' farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mum and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".
The boy thought for a moment...then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges £500 for the bulls and £150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard." EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
Little Oz kid from the bush finds himself moved to a big city school. They give him an intelligence test, and he is getting through with flying colours until the teacher shows him a drawing of a cow, and asks him what it is...He is taken aback..teacher says "Johnnie, you must know what that is?" and he says, "Well, I'm not real sure, but I think it's a Brahman-Hereford cross"
EricT
