As I age...

[petermcleland]

...

When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note so that I could complain to my local MP about this security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed.

After her hysterical screaming finally subsided, I realised that she was referring to how I should position my credit card in the machine !

They’ve asked me to shop elsewhere in the future, and I’m currently awaiting my court summons.

I think they need to make their instructions a little clearer for us seniors.

Man, I hate this getting older stuff.

[Dev One]

Yes, getting to the same stage unfortunately.....only here they say it in French - & I'm not very good at that!
Keith

[Airspeed]

[Tomliner]

Good one Peter. EricT

[dodger]

Roger.

[Chris558]

Don't assume it's a joke.

[airboatr]

brilliant



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[Filonian]

In the same boat Peter. Was asked by the young lady behind the counter, "What are you after?"

I'm now having to look for another butchers shop.


Graham