More Scottish advice

[Dev One]

A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave some good advice to his granddaughter.
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He told her that the secret to a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every morning.
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The granddaughter followed this dictum religiously until her death at the venerable age of 103.
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She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren,
25 great great grandchildren .........








and a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

[dodger]

I liked that.

Roger.

[FlyTexas]

Didn't see that one coming. I was expecting there to be a 'son of a gun' reference in there somewhere.

Brian