A man was stopped by Police at 2 a.m & was asked where he was going at that time of night.
He replied "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse & the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking & staying out late."
The Officer asked " Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replied
"That would be my wife!"
Police Stop
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Re: Police Stop
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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Re: Police Stop
Nor did I 
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Bewdy!
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Re: Police Stop
Quick thinking, even if it probably did not work.
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