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A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet, and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ...Love the end bit :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Note to self: On the next trip over the pond, be sure to Visit Wetherspoons in Uxbridge as if I were still forty!

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Especially as you've never been to the UK Nige :lol:
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Garry Russell wrote:Especially as you've never been to the UK Nige :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, just how old do you think I am, Gary? Wait, let me do some quick maths and I can tell you.

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:rofl: :rofl:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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