Unfinished mowing business

[Airspeed]

She: "Why are you watering the grass with whisky?"
He: "So it'll come up half cut."
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She: "The grass looks like it's been cut by a drunken spider!"
He: "How....howww... di-jerno the shpridies was helpin' me?"
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[Filonian]

Graham