Nautical Aussies

[Tomliner]

Two Aussies, Ferret & Knackers, were adrift in a life boat.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions
Ferret stumble across an old lamp.

He rubbed it vigorously, sure enough out popped a genie!
This genie, however was a little different.
He stated he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought, Ferret blurted out,

"Turn the entire ocean into beer..... Make that Victoria Bitter!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash,
and immediately the sea turned into that hard-earned thirst quencher.
The genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness
as the two men considered their circumstances
Knackers looked disgustedly at Ferret whose wish it was that had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment Knackers said, "Nice going Dickhead!

Now we're going to have to p*ss in the boat."

EricT.Been boating lately Mike?

[DaveB]

ATB
DaveB

[FlyTexas]

I wonder if Ferret and Knackers are any relation to Paddy and Mick?

Brian

[nigelb]

I certainly did not think of that so knackers is smarter than I am - not a high bar though.

Nigel²

[Airspeed]

Now I know why the sea tastes salty - it's all those fishermen.

[J0hn]

Now I know why the sea tastes salty - it's all those fishermen.

Ah, I thought it was the navy

[Paul K]

Come on...somebody make a joke about ' when urine a lifeboat'. I can't think of one.

[Airspeed]

Couldn't believe my eyes there; Paul wrote:
Come on...somebody make a joke about ' when urine a lifeboat'. I can't think of one. ( from me)
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