West Virginia Bar.....

[Filonian]

A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey,
expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi, I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers,

"It's okay boys. He's one of us."






Graham

[Garry Russell]

Nice one

[FlyTexas]

Yeeee haw!

Brian

[Vancouver]

That would work equally well with a Welshman.

[Dev One]

That would work equally well with a Welshman.

Now thats unkind.......there are more sheep else where in the world!!!

[nigelb]

I am amazed that West Virginia jokes have made it to Yorkshire! Naturally they are very popular in Virginia.

Nigel²