Golf on Christmas morning

[Dev One]

Golf on Christmas
morning.....
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake
up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said,"Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says,"Boy this game cost me a fortune!
I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it.
Number 2 guy say "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her.She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game.
I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf'

she said 'take a sweater'".

[DaveB]

ATB
DaveB

[Airspeed]

XLNT!

[dodger]

Roger.

[Filonian]

Graham

[cstorey]

I don't think I'm brave enough to try it !

[nigelb]

Good one!

Nigel²

[Airspeed]

I don't think I'm brave enough to try it !

Worried the lovely won't want you to go out, eh? Aaaaarghhh the humanity!