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Dev One
Vintage Pair
Posts: 2591 Joined: 10 Jul 2009, 08:33Location: Chacombe about 2 mile east of M40 J11
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by Dev One 26 Dec 2014, 13:44
A son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
Keith
Tomliner
Red Arrows
Posts: 5738 Joined: 02 Apr 2006, 12:00Location: Edinburgh UK
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by Tomliner 26 Dec 2014, 14:04
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
DaveB
The Ministry
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by DaveB 26 Dec 2014, 14:36
Another punchline I wasn't expecting
ATB
DaveB
Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
Garry Russell
The Ministry
Posts: 27180 Joined: 29 Jan 2005, 00:53Location: On the other side of the wall
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by Garry Russell 26 Dec 2014, 14:52
..element of truth again
Garry
"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
nigelb
Red Arrows
Posts: 5039 Joined: 11 Apr 2005, 17:19Location: Herndon, Virginia, USA
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by nigelb 26 Dec 2014, 22:23
Airspeed
The Reds & Concorde
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by Airspeed 27 Dec 2014, 00:15
Filonian
Red Arrows
Posts: 6383 Joined: 27 Nov 2005, 08:08Location: Gristhorpe, UK
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by Filonian 27 Dec 2014, 09:26
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
adysmith
VC10
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by adysmith 28 Dec 2014, 05:47
The only appropriate response to that one is:-
FlyTexas
Red Arrows
Posts: 7151 Joined: 26 Jun 2004, 10:18Location: Texas
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by FlyTexas 28 Dec 2014, 07:44
adysmith wrote: The only appropriate response to that one is:-
I thought it was because nothing grows in the shade.
I guess either response will probably have the same affect on a woman.
Brian
..element of truth again 
I guess either response will probably have the same affect on a woman.