The lost wife.......

[Filonian]

A husband went to the police station to report his wife missing:

Husband: I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height ?

Husband: Don’t know exactly.

Sergeant: Build?

Husband: Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : Colour of eyes?

Husband : Never noticed.

Sergeant : Colour of hair?

Husband: Sometimes blonde, sometimes brunette. Changes according to season.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Dress/suit/Jeans I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant: Did she go in a car?

Husband: yes..

Sergeant: What kind of car was it?

Husband: It’s a sapphire black Audi A8 S line, with a super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power with an eight-speed tiptonic automatic transmission with an optional sport manual mode. 19" Alloy spoke wheels with Pirelli P7 soft compound tyres. GPS and full aircon. It has full LED headlights and Xenon spotlights, a carbon fibre interior trim with cream soft ruffled leather seats, sat-nav, Bose stereo with 16 speakers, full bluetooth,
TV, slight kerbing marks on the N/S/F wheel and has a hairline scratch on the front left door...
.... at this point the husband started crying...

Sergeant: Don't worry sir....we will find your car…







Graham

[Dev One]

Now thats near real life......
Keith

[nigelb]

Priorities, priorities!

Nigel²