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Barry's Winky

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Barry decided to propose to Janice, but prior to her acceptance Janice felt
she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Barry that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at
the maturity of a 12 year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much.
However, Barry felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit
that he had a deformity too.

Barry looked Janice in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem.
My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal
with that once we are married.'

She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.'

Janice and Barry got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.
Barry whisked Janice off to their hotel suite and they started touching,
teasing, and holding one another.

As Janice put her hands in Barry's pants, she began to scream and ran out
of the room! Barry ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'

'Yes, it is Barry said ... 6 pounds, 5 ounces, 14 inches long
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Good lord!! :-O

I was as surprised as Janice at the punchline! :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

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Wot's a winky ?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Love it!

Who cares what it is Chris...at that size, I want one!
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cstorey wrote:Wot's a winky ?
A man bit.

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For drilling holes or reaming them?
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Paul K wrote:
cstorey wrote:Wot's a winky ?
A man bit.
Tungsten carbide tipped ?

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Did you say "Tongues can bide a bit"?

Oh, yeah!
Come to think of it, I'm turning 69 myself this year. :)
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