Retire to Alaska

[Dev One]

Bob had worked in Healthcare for 40 years. Finally sick of the stress,
he quit his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from
humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets his
groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After
six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
'Name's Ron, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a
Christmas party Friday night, thought you might like to come at about 5:00.'

'Great', says Bob, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet
some of the local folks, thank you.' As Ron is leaving, he
stops. 'Gotta warn you, be some drinking.'

'Not a problem' says
bob. 'After 40 years in the business, I can drink with the best of
'em.' Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n'
likely gonna be some fighting' too.' 'Well, I get along with people,
I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks again.' 'More'n likely be
some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem' Says Bob, ‘
I've been all alone for six months!’ I'll definitely be there. By
the way, what should I wear?'

'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the
two of us.' |

[Paul K]

Love it !

[cstorey]

Oh crikey !!

[nigelb]

Another ending that was a surprise! Not a good one though.

Nigel²

[FlyTexas]

Brian

[Airspeed]

Quick! Somebody warn Robbie!