Norman

[Dev One]

Norman & the prostitute

Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the
docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex.

He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some
reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'




The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, ya old sailor, you're doing about
three knots.'



'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'





She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your
money back.'

[Airspeed]

Not exactly the Norman conquest, eh?

[nigelb]

Mike - I vaguely recall a play called the "Norman Conguests." I think it was a trilogy but it had nothing to do with William and took place around 1976 rather than 1066. Funny as can be!

Nigel²