She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in..
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all......right there and then.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken" EricT
An oldie but goodie.
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
When I hard boil eggs for use cold, I heat them to a boil and then cover them with a lid and leave them off the heat for 12 minutes. No, I am not bragging because if you don't follow those directions you get soft .....eggs, that is.
EricT
Still made me 
No, I am not bragging because if you don't follow those directions you get soft .....eggs, that is.