Could not sleep last night

[Airspeed]

I have so much on my mind, I get very little sleep.
For instance:
I'm not superstitious, but I had a rotten day on Friday 13th. WHY!?

As if that wasn't enough, it's still February, but I was bitten by a March Fly yesterday.

And something that's been worrying me for weeks:
Does this picture mean that dog owners are stupid, and need protecting from themselves when opening a can of food?
Or is it that manufacturers don't give a damn whether cat owners get cut?
Perhaps they think that cat owners are smarter, and need no warnings?
As an owner of cats and dogs, where does this leave me?


To cap it all off, I then start worrying that I worry too much.

[airboatr]

"Because" is never an answer to a question, but in your case, Mike.. it'll have to do...

btw

Last night I ordered a baked potato with my dinner .. not so good... so I called the waitress over and told her my potato was bad.
well she just ..Grabs it off my plate, smacked it repeatedly and dropped it back on the plate.

Then she says... now, if that potato gives you anymore trouble don't hesitate calling me for even one second.

[nigelb]

I will have to remeber that next time I spot a bad baked potato!

Nigel²