The Golfing Wife's Perfect Dinner For Her Husband

[Filonian]

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends.

"Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband. He'll be so annoyed if it's not ready on time."

When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg and a can of cat food. With no time to go to the supermarket, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg and garnished it with the lettuce leaf.

She greeted her husband warmly when he came home, and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise, he seemed to be enjoying it.

"Darling, this is the best dinner you've made me in 40 years of marriage! You can make this for me any day."

Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish.

She told her golf partners about it and they were all horrified.

"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.

Two months later, her husband died. The women were sitting around the clubhouse, and one of them said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him cat food every week would do him in!

How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?"

The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him.

He fell off the window sill while he was licking his a*se!"








Graham

[DaveB]

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DaveB

[Dev One]

I think I had better keep an eye on wify when she's cooking.....
Keith

[DaveB]

Cat's don't eat Pizza as a rule so I think I'm safe This said.. the 'Meat Feast' she does has a certain odd flavour Hang on.. we don't have a cat (or a dog now for that matter)

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DaveB

[Tomliner]

Silly sod.Fancy sitting on a window sill! EricT

[nigelb]

Nigel²

[dfarrow]

Dave , wouldn't trust a cat as far etc . Cold Pizza is brill ... was looking forward to a large slice whilst on the Sunday lunchtime 100mi drive to work for a long Eastern trip . Knew I'd not get to eat 'til late evening...... running out the door as ever ...NO Pizza .. disaster .... Big row with SWMBO ..... who just laughs outrageously ... Humph ! .............
Week or so latter on return SWMBO has gone out leaving a card explaining previous ..... She'd seen 't cat jump up onto kitchen counter drag off said large slice of spicy pepperoni , demolish it outside and sit there licking her lips .......
As I said don't trust a cat as far etc............. Especially if she's a female !

rgds dave f .