The gearbox in the wife's car.
I was walking down the street the other day and I saw these two blind blokes squaring up to fight. I shouted "My money's on the one with the knife."
You should have seen how fast they both ran off.
I phoned the local council, and asked what precautions they had taken against a Dalek invasion.
They told me steps had been put in place.
I joined the Tourettes society yesterday.
It only took a minute to be sworn in!
A stunning 25 year old girl offered to have sex with me this morning if I agreed to promote a cleaning product on this website.
Obviously I declined her offer immediately as I have very strong morals and will power as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner which now comes scented with Lemon, Lavender or Vanilla.
Brian
you cheeky lad!