More worries

[Airspeed]

Autumn has brought another round of worries for me.
See attached photo of recent eggs, two flattish, then a mini model:


What is the cause?
I've noticed these black lines arcing across the sky outside the front gate.....could they be related?
I discussed it with a neighbour, who said: "They're just 'POWER lines' "
Just between you and me, he's a bit of a nutter, believes in 'CHEMTRAILS' and other government conspiracies.
I mean, it stands to reason, if they were any kind of 'POWER' lines, they'd be attached to pow_____e___r__________p____o____l____e______s
Moving right along, my second worry is why isn't "phonetic" spelt "fenetic"????

I don't know how much more strain I can take.

[adysmith]

and why does it take so long to say procrastination?

[Swanoir]

Hang on. Are you worried because you're laying odd-shaped eggs, or worried that you're laying eggs in the first place?

[Garry Russell]

I always pronounce it fon-etic anyway

[Tomliner]

Mike, surely you don't expect that all the eggs you lay will be eggsactly the same? EricT

[Airspeed]

I always pronounce it fon-etic anyway

This is 'stralya, Garry, not @#**y Cambridge.

[Garry Russell]

I'm not even English

[robbie]

Mike, try to stay out of the sun for a few days, drink plenty of water and remember we are here if you need to talk

[airboatr]

CAPTAIN, Those eggs with power lines I ate having me blasting lightning bolts from me arse!
ARrrrr matey

[dodger]

That's no YOKE Mike!

Roger.