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Tomliner
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Speech Therapy

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A very pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammerer's Action Group.


She had tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered.


Finally, totally exasperated, she said; "If any of you can tell me where you born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your
muscles ache and your eyes water."


The Englishman immediately piped up;
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.


"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next?"


The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out;
"G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow".


"That's no better either, Hamish. "


"Now, how about you, Paddy? "


The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to 5 and eventually blurted out; "
London ".


"Brilliant, Paddy! " said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.


After 10 minutes of steamy sex, Paddy said;

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..."d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry
:) EricT
I expect that some would have seen that one coming!
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

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I must rem . mem. ber that!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Speech Therapy

Post by AllanL »

"minutes" and "steamy" - would they be the metric equivalent of "seconds" and "disappointing" in SWMBO units? :$

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