Life cycle

[Dev One]

Growing up is a weird notion to wrap your mind around.
As you go through life, your perspectives on almost everything will change.
How you define success will change as well.
Things that you thought were important at the age of 35 will be useless when you’re 65.
You may not realize it now, but everything will shift.

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.

It all comes full circle, whether you like it or not.

[Paul K]

Looks like I'm not going to be very successful.

[Airspeed]

Ouch, how the truth hurts.
Also known as the slow spin cycle.

[nigelb]

Well, at least I still have my drivers license!

Nigel²