"Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Take out your checkbook.
I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in California and he lives in New York.
We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on
Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of
relationship through Viper. Dad, I need your blessings, good wishes,
and a big wedding."
Father: "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter,
have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through
PayPal.
And if you get fed up with your husband....sell him on Ebay." |
Keith
