A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his Rabbi friend and asked him to cover for him.
The Rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.
The Rabbi came and he and the priest are in the confessional. A few minutes later, a woman comes in and says, Father, forgive me for I have sinned.
The priest asks her, "What did you do?"
The woman says, "I committed adultery."
The Priest asks her, "How many times?"
The woman replies, "Three times."
The Priest tells her, "Say two Hail Mary's, put five dollars in the confessional box and go and sin no more."
A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says, "Father, forgive me for I have sinned."
The Priest asks him, "What did you do?
"The man relied, "I committed adultery."
The Priest then asks him, "How many times?"
The man answered, "Three times."
The Priest tells him, "Say two Hail Mary's, put five dollars in the confessional box and go and sin no more."
The Rabbi then tells the priest that he thinks he's got it, so the priest leaves.
A few minutes later another woman enters and says, Father, forgive me for I have sinned.
The Rabbi asks her, "What did you do?"
The woman says, "I committed adultery."
The Rabbi asks her, "How many times?"
The woman replies, "Once."
The Rabbi then tells her, "Go and do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for five dollars"
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