This way up?

[Airspeed]

Spotted a tall van parked in town today.
At the top left corner of the back, was a very professional - looking statement:

Top left
[outside view]

I wanted to ask the driver his profession, but he was gone too soon.

Might have been a flight sim modeller?

[airboatr]

How do you keep an Aussie in suspense. ....






no hitting now

[FlyTexas]

The things you see while on the road. Here's something I see each day while driving to work. On the right the 'Casket Store'. Three doors down 'Boxes To Go'.

[Chris Trott]

I always thought that one was funny too. Worst part - I bought boxes from that Boxes to Go the last time I moved.

[airboatr]

Hey Mike


just a guess....
was the van covered with a wrap? I'm speaking of the advert vinyl graphics applied on the sheet metal.
There is a protective layer on the outer surface of the rap to protect it. there are labels on them to help the installer identify what goes where..

perhaps it wasn't removed??

[Airspeed]

Maybe he was cling-wrapped, running low on oxygen, and that's why he took off so quickly.

[airboatr]

No man, I said Van not man.
the cliggy goes on the Van...

... did you have your ears checked for turnips .. and such?




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[Airspeed]

JOE!
I KNEW you meant the VAN being wrapped....the MAN was inside it.....(and may have been running out of oxygen, because he was in a sealed environment)
wot's "cliggy"
And no, it's not my EARS, I don't have speakeasy attached to this forum, I have to READ everything.
Now, go to work, and if you come home with spotted dick and floosies, there'll be no supper for you, young man.

[airboatr]

I'm filing for divorce!