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Scotsman And The Dentist

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A Scotsman phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.
"£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.
"£85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.
"Wit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off."
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anaesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful.
But the price could drop to £40."

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the extraction, with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"

It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5, but it's going to be very traumatic."

"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman.
"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
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:lol: :lol:

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Cruel s*d...is he hoping for a cheap divorce?
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Scots aint cheap .. theys frugal.

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:rofl: Too funny.

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:lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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