got canned. Just couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't
hack it, so they gave me the sack.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it
-- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks, but I had to quit
because it was the same old grind.
5. Then, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice
to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced
it.... I couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't
noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have
any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just
didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't
live on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance
company, but the work was just too draining.
12.. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre, but they said
I wasn't fit for the job...
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally
got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in
it..
14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but
that was too exhausting.
So, I tried retirement!
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
Works OK for me (retirement that is, so long as I can keep out of SWMBO's earshot!)
Keith
