Three bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
After the autopsy, the coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector:
'First body: an Italian, age 60, died of heart failure while with his mistress.
Hence the enormous smile.'
'Second body: Scotsman, age 25, won 10 thousand Euros on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey,
died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.'
The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?'
'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one.
Danny Earl, Newfie, age 30, struck by lightning'.
'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the
Inspector.
Says the coroner.... 'Thought he was having his
picture taken'.
Dev One wrote:It was an Irish morgue...........
Keith
1, You wouldn't find a Newfie in Ireland....they would feel uncomfortable around sophisticated people!!.
2, They are always smiling because they are always drunk!!...on rum "Screech", not whiskey.
EricT
