An old man goes into the Chemist ( Pharmacie or Drug store for other that UK readers) to buy some Viagra,
" Can I have 6 tablets, cut into quarters please?"
" Yes I can cut them for you" said the Pharmacist,"But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection"
" I an 96" said the old man,
" I don't want a full erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't p**s on my slippers"