As a lorry driver in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car
pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his lorry cab,
and knocks on the door. The driver lowers the window, and she says,
"Hi, my name is Sharon and you're losing some of your load!"
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the lorry
stops for another red light, the girl
again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his cab, and
knocks on the door. The guy lowers the
window, and she says,
"Hi, my name is Sharon and you ARE losing some of your load."
Shaking his head, the driver ignores her again and continues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs
up, knocks on the lorry cab door. The driver lowers the window again
and she says,
'Hi, my name is Sharon and you really are losing some of your load!
When the light turns green, the driver revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he
hurriedly gets out of his lorry, and runs back to the blonde
He knocks on her window and, as she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm gritting the road."
EricT
