A British salesman checked into a futuristic hotel
in Tokyo, Japan. Realising he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting,
he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.
.”I’m afraid not, Sir,” the clerk told him apologetically, “but down the hall
from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purpose.”
Sceptical, but intrigued, the salesman located the machine,
inserted £15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine
started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his
head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
‘Manicures, £20.00’. “Why not?” thought the salesman. He paid the money,
inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl.
Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, ‘This machine
Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 pence.’ The
salesman looked both ways, put 50 pence in the machine, unzipped his fly, and
with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine
started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out.
Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman was able
to withdraw his tender unit …… which now had a button sewn neatly on the end of it. Ouch! EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
That was a cracker Eric, i read it out to the other half and she burst out laughing all the way back from my room to the front room! [no i had not been sent to my room! it's my PC room!]
Roger
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
EricT
