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Bob And The Blonde

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Bob walked into the clubhouse bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $50 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $50 to Bob saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 P.M. news, so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, ? So did I, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice one again
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:lol: :lol:

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Re: Bob And The Blonde

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks, another one for my blonde sister!

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