Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum" *
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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?" **
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" ***
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"
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The last is always best
Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?" ***&
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
Translation:
* no real translation, just a 'Normal' Yorkshire expression of surprise?
** is it at home?
*** Do you want it eating carrot?
**** self explanatory.
I'd better
or not go up north...Keith
