The testicles of a Newfoundland midget hurt and ached almost all the time.
He went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his trousers and he would have a look.
The midget dropped them.
The doctor stood him up on the examining table, and started to examine him.
He put one finger under his left testicle and told him to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" he said once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side ... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
To the midgets amazement the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to walk around the room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered they were no longer aching.
The doctor said," How does that feel now?"
The midget replied, "Perfect Doc and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?
The doctor replied : "I cut two inches off the top of your rubber boots."
Keith
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Thanks, Keith - that cheered me up. Although probably not as much as it did the midget.
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Cheers, Mike.
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