Need some advice

[paulsl]

About women that is.

Yesterday was the wife's birthday. I bought her a bunch of expensive presents, took her for a couple of beers and then an excellent meal at her favourite restaurant, along with a bottle of expensive wine. Got a Silver Service limo to take us home, and then she came over all teenager lovey dovey. I said... "Sweetheart, you're 69, how about acting your age?", and she slapped me. What did I do?

Paul

[Dev One]

You need advice after all those years spent with her....? I still can't fathom the 2nd one I've been with for 35.....We never learn.
Keith

[Airspeed]

What did you do?
Slap her back, I hope!

[paulsl]

What did you do?
Slap her back, I hope!

OK so no-ones getting the joke. That's ok. What isn't, is violence against women and I won't soil this forum with my opinion of men who think it is.

[airboatr]

I got it Paul.

But, I know what you mean, I wonder why it is sometimes, too..

I won't mention any names to whom I'm referring though..

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Oh, btw Mike, how's it hanging...

[Dev One]

OK so no-ones getting the joke. That's ok.

How about doing this:

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be a Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said,

'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

Keith

[grumpyoldb]

Trying to understand a woman is like trying to smell the colour 9.

[Dev One]

Trying to understand a woman is like trying to smell the colour 9.

Possibly because Chanel could not count that high?

Keith

[Airspeed]

I saw the joke, "what did I do (wrong)?" and my response was meant to be a play on words.
I could just as easily have said "Tickle her? - a bit of slap & tickle can go a long way!"

I certainly don't condone violence against women, nor yet against men.

btw, it's limp, as usual.

[airboatr]

btw, it's limp, as usual.

You're speaking of the wash, I hope..... , a little tip? starch might help.

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All on the up and up ...... the words, I mean ..