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Need some advice

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About women that is.

Yesterday was the wife's birthday. I bought her a bunch of expensive presents, took her for a couple of beers and then an excellent meal at her favourite restaurant, along with a bottle of expensive wine. Got a Silver Service limo to take us home, and then she came over all teenager lovey dovey. I said... "Sweetheart, you're 69, how about acting your age?", and she slapped me. What did I do?

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You need advice after all those years spent with her....? I still can't fathom the 2nd one I've been with for 35.....We never learn. :(
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What did you do?
Slap her back, I hope!

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Airspeed wrote:What did you do?
Slap her back, I hope!
OK so no-ones getting the joke. That's ok. What isn't, is violence against women and I won't soil this forum with my opinion of men who think it is.
It's not a 'bird', it's an aeroplane or an aircraft :rant:

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I got it Paul.

But, I know what you mean, I wonder why it is sometimes, too..

I won't mention any names to whom I'm referring though.. :shhh:

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Oh, btw Mike, how's it hanging... :OB:

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paulsl wrote: OK so no-ones getting the joke. That's ok.
How about doing this:

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be a Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered. I then said,

'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

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Trying to understand a woman is like trying to smell the colour 9.
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grumpyoldb wrote:Trying to understand a woman is like trying to smell the colour 9.
Possibly because Chanel could not count that high? :)

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I saw the joke, "what did I do (wrong)?" and my response was meant to be a play on words.
I could just as easily have said "Tickle her? - a bit of slap & tickle can go a long way!"

I certainly don't condone violence against women, nor yet against men.

btw, it's limp, as usual.

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Airspeed wrote:btw, it's limp, as usual.
You're speaking of the wash, I hope..... , a little tip? starch might help. :thumbsup:

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All on the up and up ...... the words, I mean .. :)

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