Crazy Colonials!

[nigelb]

The Colonists certainly are an amusing lot. I don’t know if much news has reached your side of the pond regarding the debates for the Republican Party Presidential nomination. Let me tell you the last two have been absolute clown show smack downs! Insults, and personal attacks are hardly going to help solve the many problems that confront the Colonies these days. You will find more decorum in a school yard full of unruly school boys and more sophistication at a food fight. For example, Little Marco (Trump’s moniker for Senator Rubio) cast aspersions about the size of The Donald’s hands. Trump responded that was not a problem and neither was any other part of his anatomy a problem. I never realized penis size was a qualification for President. Well maybe president of I-felta-thigh fraternity! Seriously, the RepubliTWIT clown show is the most entertaining American program on the telly. Unfortunately, the way the Colonists elect the President is no joke. No sooner is one election over, than the chatter starts full throttle for the next election. Oh, better have plenty of $$$ too. But if you play your cards right you can get that from billionaires, big corporations and anyone else with enough money to buy you so when elected, you do whatever they desire. This is in a country that likes to believe it invented democracy.

The Trump campaign has been handing out baseball caps imprinted with “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” Yes; we desperately need help on this side of the pond. So here is a much better idea: “MAKE AMERICA GREAT BRITAIN AGAIN”

Nigel²

[DaveB]

I can't see that going down particularly well. Amusing though
ATB
DaveB

[Tomliner]

, Little Marco (Trump’s moniker for Senator Rubio) cast aspersions about the size of The Donald’s hands. Trump responded that was not a problem and neither was any other part of his anatomy a problem. I never realized penis size was a qualification for President

That could scupper Hilary's chances then! EricT

[Kevin Farnell]

Does the word 'trump' have the same meaning in the US as it does in the UK?

Kevin

[sketchy74]

Does the word 'trump' have the same meaning in the US as it does in the UK?

Kevin

His rhetoric smells the same.....

[DaveB]

That hit the spot
ATB
DaveB

[Angus Prune]

[sketchy74]

OH MY WORD!!! THAT IS EPIC!!

[Tako_Kichi]

Absolutely brilliant!



For the Leftpondians who probably don't get it, it's a p!sstake on a British TV show for kids from the 1960's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6YE4PCRNwc

[airboatr]

“MAKE AMERICA GREAT BRITAIN AGAIN”

Nigel²

. Golly! You mean just the New England part..