Handy Husband

The Crewroom for non-FS related stuff, fun and general chat.

Moderators: Guru's, The Ministry

Post Reply
User avatar
Tomliner
Red Arrows
Red Arrows
Posts: 5737
Joined: 02 Apr 2006, 12:00
Location: Edinburgh UK

Handy Husband

Post by Tomliner »



Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:
"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"

Husband texts back:
"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER THE EDGES AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH HAMMER"

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"LAPTOP REALLY B*GGERED NOW....
:) EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

Dev One
Vintage Pair
Vintage Pair
Posts: 2591
Joined: 10 Jul 2009, 08:33
Location: Chacombe about 2 mile east of M40 J11

Re: Handy Husband

Post by Dev One »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thats the problem with text messages - they don't always give the full story!!!!
Keith

nigelb
Red Arrows
Red Arrows
Posts: 5039
Joined: 11 Apr 2005, 17:19
Location: Herndon, Virginia, USA

Re: Handy Husband

Post by nigelb »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Perhaps not such a bad idea with Windows.

Nigel²

Post Reply