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A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the
salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy,
busty blonde.


"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the £75,000
asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you close the deal for £65, 000
to the lovely young lady there. You told us there could be no discount on
this model."


"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her,
how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.


Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them
the keys.


"There you go Dad," she said. "I told you I could get the tosser to reduce
the price! "
:) EricT
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :agree:


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant! What a great daughter.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I want one....and one of those, too!
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Post by Paul K »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll forward this on to my two. A Honda Civic will do, don't need a Merc. ;)

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