Frank and Fiona were making passionate love in Frank's van. Suddenly,
Fiona, who was a bit on the kinky side, and had just read "50 shades of grey",
yelled out:
"Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!"
Frank, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did
not have any whips to hand; but in a flash of inspiration, he
opened the window, snapped the antenna off his van, and proceeded to whip Fiona, until
they both collapsed in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, Fiona noticed that the marks left on her ar*e by
the whipping session were not healing and were starting to
fester a bit, so she went to the doctor.
The doctor took one look at the wounds and asked: "Did
you get these marks having sex?"
Fiona, a little too embarrassed that she had allowed Frank
to indulge in her own kinky desires, eventually admitted: "Yes I did."
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaimed: "I thought so,
because in all my years as a doctor you've got the worst case of van aerial disease
I’ve ever seen."
Graham
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
