Inside the world's largest cave.

[Paul K]

If you want to really try pee water, buy a case of this:



With 100% guaranteed no natural ingredients, it'll make your skin glow too - green, probably.

[nigelb]

Joe still has not disclosed the price of the water he brought at Whole Paycheck! Curious minds want to know.

Nigel²

[airboatr]

First rule of sales, Nigel... Leavem' beggn' for more

A buck and two bits a bottle

As advertised



Paul,
When you come to the colonies,
Don't drink this
It taste like it's name sounds

[nigelb]

Paul, avoid Colonial beer if possible. Oh some micro-brews are ok but most of the highly advertised stiff is rubbish.

Joe, I quite like the taste of ........ never mind, this is a family board.

Nigel²

[Airspeed]

Stiff beer!? I am NOT drinking THAT!

[Paul K]

Joe, NigelB - when I am on safari in deepest darkest Pennsylvania, my native porters carry a supply of this:



I rather like it - after a day's hacking across Gettysburg's battlefield in late summer humidity, it's back to the hotel for a shower, down to The Pub in the town square, a superb bar dinner and a few frosted tubes of Yuengling. My accent draws attention, of course, and the Colonials are eager for the latest news from the Motherland.

[airboatr]

My accent draws attention, of course, and the Colonials are eager for the latest news from the Motherland.

You forgot to add something, Paul.

[Paul K]

My accent draws attention, of course, and the Colonials are eager for the latest news from the Motherland.

You forgot to add something, Paul.

You mean " the Colonials are eager for the latest news from the Motherland, Trump-free and warm beer ? "

[airboatr]

The look

[Paul K]

Ah...er..yes. Of course.