A More Human Approach to Dealing With Uncivilized Lions

[airboatr]

Have them arrested, put them on trial, and then give them a good long prison sentence so they'll have plenty of time to think about the naughty things they've done.
Oh and. lots of finger wagging saying, Bad lion. You're a very very bad lion.

... What do you think, Mike?
http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/i ... aily-mail/

[Airspeed]

Better than the West Australians!
When someone gets attacked by a shark over there, they put out baited trap lines. Don't bother identifying the attacker, just kill a few, that'll teach 'em!
And if they did identify the killer? You don't read a lot about shark attacks in shopping centres, car parks, or pubs.
Next time I see a report of a shark dealing drugs, committing domestic violence, or whatever, I'll be sure to condemn the creature on this forum.

[airboatr]

I think you should actually, who do those sharks think they are! ...
Perhaps it's Jacques Cousteau's fault. Maybe he pinged funny notions via radar in to their heads. He was French you know.

[Nigel H-J]

Hang on there you two. Apparently there are 30 dangerous species to man (and women) in Mikes' homeland, here is a list of just ten of them.

http://www.planetdeadly.com/animals/aus ... us-animals

But not to leave Joe out in America we have:

http://www.animaldanger.com/north-america.php

Whereas here in Britain:

http://www.planetdeadly.com/animals/uk- ... us-animals

Think I'll stay where I am...........It's safer!!

Regards
Nigel.

[Airspeed]

Great Nigel,
I'll sleep easier knowing that.

Don't want to worry you, but I noticed they omitted the LINCOLNSHIRE TEARER from that list.
Their cunning cute outward appearance belies their true nature.
Make sure that your fences are at least 100mm high, so they can't get at your jugular.

[airboatr]

That list omitted a very dangerous creature, the domesticated house wife. I don't have an official count,, but it's a lot. Certainly more than Bison

[dutchman2]

Didn't know there was such a thing;

the domesticated house wife

At least so that you could refer to herself in that fashion and live to talk about it.......

[airboatr]

I do know there are un domesticated (or non domesticated), ... in any case... a friend of mine is married to one. She's so bad at cleaning, when Dean starts cleaning.. and she tries to help, he tells her.
Leave me alone and go watch your Judge Wapner.

She's pleasing on the eyes though, I'll give her that!

[Nigel H-J]

Don't want to worry you, but I noticed they omitted the LINCOLNSHIRE TEARER from that list.
Their cunning cute outward appearance belies their true nature.
Make sure that your fences are at least 100mm high, so they can't get at your jugular.

Hi Mike sorry, seems though I have had a few senior moments recently as keep forgetting what threads I have replied on, will get much better when I'm finally back on the internet and here on a daily basis as apoosed to 3 or 4 days a week.

Now you have lost me on the Lincolnshire Tearer unless you mean Terrier Mike. Will have to ask Babs if she knows as she is a true Yellow Belly and with me being a Welshman might explain a lot!!

Regards
Nigel.

[Airspeed]

Yes, Nigel,
Granddad joke tearer/terrier. hence the 100mm high fence.