How much porridge is enough?

Airspeed · Post by **Airspeed** » 11 Sep 2016, 02:49

With me, it seems to vary with how long I have to wait at the Chinese takeaway.
The longer I wait, the more porridges I get.

Dev One · Post by **Dev One** » 11 Sep 2016, 08:18

A Scottish - Chinese Takeaway in Oz.........Now thats multiculturalism.
Keith

Airspeed · Post by **Airspeed** » 11 Sep 2016, 13:23

Yes, Keith,
Did you realise that they say "Aporridges for the wait." ?

Dev One · Post by **Dev One** » 11 Sep 2016, 16:06

Ha Ha, I hadn't twigged that its like this old one:

There was this Chinese girl at a travel agency when I was in Shanghai ,
I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her to make arrangements.
She got excited and said:

"sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh"

Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality!

But then, my friend interpreted it for me and told me what she really said : 666136429

Keith

Paul K · Post by **Paul K** » 11 Sep 2016, 19:47

Chinese restaurant:
Customer: 'Waiter, this chicken is rubbery'
Waiter: 'Thank you velly much.'

Filonian · Post by **Filonian** » 11 Sep 2016, 21:33

Graham

airboatr · Post by **airboatr** » 13 Sep 2016, 06:49

Dev One wrote:
"sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh"

Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality!

But then, my friend interpreted it for me and told me what she really said : 666136429

Keith

Now that there was funny.

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