The Coach

[Tomliner]

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside And asked,
"Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb ass decision or that the coach is a sh*thead, is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother... EricT

[airboatr]

Bad granny.

[nigelb]

Some truth in that when parents/grandparents get involved.

Nigel²

[Airspeed]

Bad granny.

Changed your mind about little old ladies, have you, Joe?

[airboatr]

for crying out loud

[Airspeed]

Confused? but you said this:


Re: Just a thought...

Postby airboatr » 12 Oct 2016, 23:23
Indeed..

Wouldn't have her phone number would ya?

[Filonian]

Graham

[airboatr]

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a nice little older lady,

Keith

He said older.. Which would mean a chic born after july 1962'.
But not after july 61...

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.. Thank you and good day to you...

Oh oh ..Btw .. Am i getting a piccy of the nodule on yer noggin...
Or must I edit the portrait i did of you...

[Airspeed]

You'll have to draw it on, Joe.
The bump is where my brain once was, and nobody's getting a photo of that. HEY! who took that shot?