A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!”
A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.
Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ?
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.
A man in Hell asked the Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making the call he asked how much he had to pay.
Devil : Nothing. Hell to Hell is Free.
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day !
Husband to wife – "Today is a fine day". Next day he says : "Today is a fine day". Again the next day, he says same thing – "Today is a fine day". Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last week, you have been saying “Today is a fine day". I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” "I was just trying to remind you……"
EricT
