After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to
describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an
alphabet wife .... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
"What the hell does that mean?" she asked.
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous,
Gorgeous and Hot".
She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so sweet, dear, but what
about I, J, K?"
He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly
optimistic about saving his testicles....
Graham
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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In hindsight perhaps he should have left out the I. J. K. I know I will when I read that to the wife!
Regards
Nigel.
I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.