Virgin Wedding

[Dev One]

Olaf Svensen, out in his pasture in northern Queensland, took a
lightning-quick kick from a prize bull..right in his crotch.
Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
"How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiancé,
Olga, is still a Virgin -- in every vay."

The doctor told him, "Olaf I'll have to put your Villy in a splint to
let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on there as
long as you can." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little
4-sided splint, and taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf mentioned none of this to Olga, married her, and they went on their
honeymoon to Cairns . That night in the Motel 6, Olga ripped open her
blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts.
She said: "Olaf...you're the first vun. No vun has EVER seen deez.
Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied: "Look at dis Olga
..... Still in DA CRATE."

[Nigel H-J]

That is a cracker!!

[Filonian]

Graham

[Paul K]

Vhy are zees people all talkink in Svedish accents vhen zey are livink in Qveensland, Australia ?

[nigelb]

Good one. They must be recent immigrants because that explains the accent, although I thought it sounded more Norwegian .

Nigel²

[Dev One]

And from behind the bushes...'Vee haf vays ov making you laff'...........Anyone remember the Rowan & Martin Laugh in?
Keith

[Paul K]

And from behind the bushes...'Vee haf vays ov making you laff'...........Anyone remember the Rowan & Martin Laugh in?
Keith

I remember it, but I honestly don't think I ever watched one. I just never got the opportunity, for some reason.

[Nigel H-J]

Gawd, the Rowan & Martin Laugh In, when I finished work in the hotel used to get back and watch it about half way through after 11pm and found it hilarious, I was only fifteen and a half then.....that is until I watched a re-run of it on TV a few years ago Cannot believe that I found it funny in those days as the one I watched was bl**dy awful, even the catch-phrase of 'Vee haf vays ov making you laff' seemed terrible.

I suppose that with age one becomes less tolerant of stupid jokes! Now I vill vait for zee firing squad!

Nigel.

[nigelb]

Ah, I did like Lilly Tomlin when she played the telephone operator. Other I recall were Steve Martin doing "King Tut" and someone doing "Here comes the judge". Most of the rest was a little juvenile and repetitive. I did not know that Laugh-In crossed the pond, but the Colonials stole the idea from "That Was The Week That Was."

Nigel²

[Dev One]

My wife was at the same ballet school - at the same time - as the 'sock it to me' girl - Judy Carne.