Virgin Wedding

[Airspeed]

OK, Just come home from our Christmas street party, having consumed several glasses of fizz, so beware of spelling errors and inaccuracies.
This joke is a variation on one we told in the 60's, where the groom had inappropriate love messages texta-ed on his private parts, and following chemical removal of same, had it packed in cotton wool etc.
Mrs A and I often refer to this by way of "Not out of its packing case yet."
Laugh-in truly was that in its day, fast moving and funny as a barrel of monkeys.
Nigel what were YOU doing working at a hotel at that age?

Aaaaah, yes; one ringy ding....two ringy dings.....have you inserted coins?


Returns to attempted sobering up mode.....

[Nigel H-J]

Nigel what were YOU doing working at a hotel at that age?

Hi Mike,
Without making excuses and do not treat this as a sob story but since I did not shine at school my parents took me away from my education on the Friday before Easter when I was fifteen and a half and decided that I should find my own way in life and sent me to this hotel 100 miles away at Stow-on-the-Wold the following day, there I started a hotel management course much to my disliking.

A lot of mistreatment occurred and many unhappy memories of my time there.

Regards
Nigel.