Three Ladies are playing the fourth hole at Plesington golf course on the edge of Blackburn,
when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.
The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood.
The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.'
The second lady, gazes at his manhood and says, 'He is not mine either.
'After a very considered inspection, the third lady finally says, He's
not even a member of this golf club'
Graham
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EricTNow at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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I used to be an optimist but with age I am now a grumpy old pessimist.
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Didn't see that coming
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Cheers, Mike.
Perspective determines interpretation.
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Nice one, Graham - one for the archive. Is Plesington golf course on the edge of Blackburn famous for this sort of thing ? 
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roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
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Ending was certainly a surprise!
Nigel²